diff --git a/puns.json b/puns.json index c50729e..b8eedec 100644 --- a/puns.json +++ b/puns.json @@ -1,526 +1,537 @@ -[ - { - "pun": "Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?", - "punchline": "A: None. It's a hardware problem!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the keyboard so tired?", - "punchline": "A: Because it has two shifts every day!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What does a proud computer call its little son?", - "punchline": "A: A microchip off the old block!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What is another name for a computer virus?", - "punchline": "A: A terminal illness!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the computer spy quit?", - "punchline": "A: They couldn’t hack it anymore!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did the motherboard say to the new software?", - "punchline": "A: I'll show you who's Dos!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What does a floppy disk do when it needs a break?", - "punchline": "A: It goes for a C: drive!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the computer geek disappointed by the zoo?", - "punchline": "A: They couldn't find any RAM!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Which way did the computer programmer go?", - "punchline": "A: They went data way!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger?", - "punchline": "A: A Big Mac!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How do you find a spider on the internet?", - "punchline": "A: Check out its web site!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How did the computer catch a cold?", - "punchline": "A: Someone opened too many Windows!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why don't Vikings like to send emails?", - "punchline": "A: They prefer to use Norse code!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you say when a JavaScript interview went bad?", - "punchline": "A: Don't call us, we'll callback you. We promise!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the computer programmer drown?", - "punchline": "A: They couldn't figure out whether to float left or right!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?", - "punchline": "A: You console it!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer quit their job?", - "punchline": "A: Because they didn't get arrays!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?", - "punchline": "A: They both become useless when you open Windows!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?", - "punchline": "A: They cannot C#!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?", - "punchline": "A: They haven't had a gig yet!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the database admin kicked out of the bar?", - "punchline": "A: They kept joining the tables!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the JavaScript developer lose their job?", - "punchline": "A: They couldn't keep their Promises!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?", - "punchline": "A: They were Prime mates!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What are computers' favorite snacks?", - "punchline": "A: Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the network administrator late to work?", - "punchline": "A: There was lots of traffic congestion and even a collision. Everything was backed up. It was a hard drive!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What wedding gift should you buy for a Windows administrator?", - "punchline": "A: I don't know. Perhaps you should check the registry for clues!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Where's the best place to hide a body?", - "punchline": "A: Page two of Google!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?", - "punchline": "A: 'I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.'" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do computers do on a beach vacation?", - "punchline": "A: Surf the net!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are people afraid of computers?", - "punchline": "A: They byte!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do people on Twitter tell me I'm always confused?", - "punchline": "A: Because I don't follow!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How does a computer get drunk?", - "punchline": "A: It takes screenshots!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do app developer's have such high insurance rates?", - "punchline": "A: They're always crashing!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why doesn't the developer use Git?", - "punchline": "A: Because they're afraid to commit!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why does a front end developer eat alone?", - "punchline": "A: Because they don't know how to join the tables!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the Linux sysadmin who won Strictly?", - "punchline": "A: They really came out of their shell!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are Java programmers front yards so untidy?", - "punchline": "A: Because they are always waiting on garbage collection!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call a Rails developer?", - "punchline": "A: A conductor!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Where do naughty disk drives get sent?", - "punchline": "A: Boot camp!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?", - "punchline": "A: Instagram!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?", - "punchline": "A: Because they had constant arguments!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What's the most cutting edge language?", - "punchline": "A: C#!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?", - "punchline": "A: Because they didn't get the algo-rhythm!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do universities hate Java programmers?", - "punchline": "A: They're always starting public classes!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are programmers popular on the street?", - "punchline": "A: They'll write scripts for anything at the right price!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?", - "punchline": "A: They put in a lot of shifts!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why don't programmers like nature?", - "punchline": "A: Too many bugs!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How many bits of bait does a programmer need to go fishing?", - "punchline": "A: At least 8, or else the fish won't byte!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why were the Javascript plumbers delayed?", - "punchline": "A: Because they had to await async!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the IT engineer in the hospital?", - "punchline": "A: They touched the firewall!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How do you generate a random string?", - "punchline": "A: Put a Windows user in front of vim and tell them to exit!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?", - "punchline": "A: None. Testers do not fix problems; they just report them!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?", - "punchline": "A: What's the problem? The bulb at my desk works just fine!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer stop using Python?", - "punchline": "A: Because they are scared of snakes!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?", - "punchline": "A: To get to the other slide!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What sits on your shoulder and says 'Pieces of 7! Pieces of 7!'?", - "punchline": "A: A Parroty Error!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are database admins afraid of having dinner?", - "punchline": "A: Because the table is cleared!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Who is a computer's favorite singer?", - "punchline": "A: A Dell!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the integer never get any radio play?", - "punchline": "A: Because it was unsigned!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How does the JavaScript function travel?", - "punchline": "A: It fly's first-class!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What is a computer's favorite instrument?", - "punchline": "A: The keyboard!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What does the hacker say to their mom when they're hacking people?", - "punchline": "A: Gone Phishing!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do Linux users wear?", - "punchline": "A: Tux-edos!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call a program whose file you can't find?", - "punchline": "A: Soft-where!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What grade did the programmer get on their test?", - "punchline": "A: C++!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What made the technician win the golf tournament?", - "punchline": "A: They had a hard-drive!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do programmers take so long in the shower?", - "punchline": "A: The instructions on the shampoo are: lather, rinse, repeat!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What search algorithm did the wise men use to find the baby Jesus?", - "punchline": "A: A*!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?", - "punchline": "A: JSON derulo!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?", - "punchline": "A: Because they didn't Node how to Express themselves!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Hey officer! How did the hackers escape?", - "punchline": "A: No idea. They just ransomware." - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What accommodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel?", - "punchline": "A: A room with a Vue!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did the router say to the doctor?", - "punchline": "A: It hurts when IP!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call the top of a function that's async?", - "punchline": "A: Tap water..." - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What's a pirate's favorite programming language?", - "punchline": "A: You'd think it was R, but their first love is the C." - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What is the way of object oriented to become wealthy?", - "punchline": "A: Inheritance!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What is an algorithm?", - "punchline": "A: Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?", - "punchline": "A: Foo Bar!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What does a programmer say after a road trip across California?", - "punchline": "A: It was a solid state drive!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do Javascript programmers like to order at the coffeeshop?", - "punchline": "A: Mocha, Chai and a cup of Expresso!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Which planet in the solar system would a python developer first travel to?", - "punchline": "A: Jupyter!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How did the lecturer encouraged the computer science students?", - "punchline": "A: Git job. Git pushing on!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Which exhibition at the zoo did the Python developer visit first?", - "punchline": "A: The Anaconda!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did a couple of programmers go to the farmer’s market?", - "punchline": "A: They went there to do pear programming!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the programmer who spent a day walking round in circles?", - "punchline": "A: After a while they really needed a break!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Did you hear about X's and Y's wedding? There were 10 arguments!", - "punchline": "A: Well, it was a very large function!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?", - "punchline": "A: It lost its contacts!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What’s an aliens favorite key?", - "punchline": "A: The space bar!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call a programmer who acts in a strange way?", - "punchline": "A: A programmer with undefined behaviour!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do some programmers call their Grandmas?", - "punchline": "NaN!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why won't they let the programmer write any loops with iterators?", - "punchline": "A: Because the programmer is called is Obi-Wan!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did the programmer say when they couldn't debug their code?", - "punchline": "A: It's imparsable!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do programmers do when they're hungry?", - "punchline": "A: They grab a byte!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?", - "punchline": "A: A hobbyte!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the router and the laptop get married?", - "punchline": "A: Because they had a connection!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How does Bill Gates count to 10?", - "punchline": "A: 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did the CPU say when it was being overclocked?", - "punchline": "A: “Stop it! It hertz so much!”" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What's a programmers' favorite dessert?", - "punchline": "A: Raspberry Pi!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did you get fired from your job at the keyboard factory?", - "punchline": "A: They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?", - "punchline": "A: Siri-ous!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?", - "punchline": "A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do hackers do on a boat?", - "punchline": "A: Phishing!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What’s the best way to learn programming?", - "punchline": "A: Bit by bit..." - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do programmers always use the dark theme in IDEs?", - "punchline": "A: Because light attracts bugs!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did the programmer shout at the unjust ruling in court?", - "punchline": "A: [object Object]!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why didn't the shelf compile?", - "punchline": "A: It was missing a bracket!" - }, - { - "pun": "Why didn't the programmer finish their class work?", - "punchline": "They were Test-Driven..." - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the computer go to the opticians?", - "punchline": "A: It needed to improve its web-sight!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?", - "punchline": "A: A very big memory!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are JavaScript interviews so unpredictable?", - "punchline": "A: You never know how a candidate will React!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?", - "punchline": "A: A rabbyte!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How do you catch a C# framework?", - "punchline": "A: With a .NET!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?", - "punchline": "A: It had a hard drive!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the developer go broke?", - "punchline": "A: They used up all their cache!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did C++ say to C?", - "punchline": "A: You have no class!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are there not great movies about databases?", - "punchline": "A: Because everyone already hates the SQL!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What jungle animal has only two states – jumping out and scaring people or not.", - "punchline": "A: A Boo-lion!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why shouldn't you use \"beef stew\" as a password?", - "punchline": "A: It's not stroganoff!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What did the JavaScript developer do when they got fired?", - "punchline": "A: They didn't know how to React!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours?", - "punchline": "A: A regular expression!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do the stories written by C programmers drag on forever?", - "punchline": "A: Because they can’t write closures!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: What do lumberjacks and computer criminals have in common?", - "punchline": "A: They both hack for a living!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why do you have computers in the classroom?", - "punchline": "A: Because they do machine learning now!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How do you remove cockroaches, houseflies, and fleas from your home?", - "punchline": "A: You debug it!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why don't Python developers go into the forest?", - "punchline": "A: They're afraid of the Mongoose!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why three SQL databases walk into a bar and then leave immediately?", - "punchline": "A: They could not find a table!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Where did Noah put all the bees?", - "punchline": "A: In the Ark hives!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why are programmers so good at dancing?", - "punchline": "A: They have great algorithm." - }, - { - "pun": "Q: How much do you know about programming?", - "punchline": "A: A little bit!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Why did the vulnerability get tired?", - "punchline": "A: Because it ran-some-where!" - }, - { - "pun": "Q: Do you know why ARM chips dont get used much for servers?", - "punchline": "A: No one wants a server-ed ARM" - }, +[{ + "pun": "Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?", + "punchline": "A: None. It's a hardware problem!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the keyboard so tired?", + "punchline": "A: Because it has two shifts every day!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What does a proud computer call its little son?", + "punchline": "A: A microchip off the old block!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What is another name for a computer virus?", + "punchline": "A: A terminal illness!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the computer spy quit?", + "punchline": "A: They couldn’t hack it anymore!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did the motherboard say to the new software?", + "punchline": "A: I'll show you who's Dos!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What does a floppy disk do when it needs a break?", + "punchline": "A: It goes for a C: drive!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the computer geek disappointed by the zoo?", + "punchline": "A: They couldn't find any RAM!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Which way did the computer programmer go?", + "punchline": "A: They went data way!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger?", + "punchline": "A: A Big Mac!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How do you find a spider on the internet?", + "punchline": "A: Check out its web site!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How did the computer catch a cold?", + "punchline": "A: Someone opened too many Windows!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why don't Vikings like to send emails?", + "punchline": "A: They prefer to use Norse code!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you say when a JavaScript interview went bad?", + "punchline": "A: Don't call us, we'll callback you. We promise!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the computer programmer drown?", + "punchline": "A: They couldn't figure out whether to float left or right!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?", + "punchline": "A: You console it!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer quit their job?", + "punchline": "A: Because they didn't get arrays!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?", + "punchline": "A: They both become useless when you open Windows!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?", + "punchline": "A: They cannot C#!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?", + "punchline": "A: They haven't had a gig yet!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the database admin kicked out of the bar?", + "punchline": "A: They kept joining the tables!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the JavaScript developer lose their job?", + "punchline": "A: They couldn't keep their Promises!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?", + "punchline": "A: They were Prime mates!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What are computers' favorite snacks?", + "punchline": "A: Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the network administrator late to work?", + "punchline": "A: There was lots of traffic congestion and even a collision. Everything was backed up. It was a hard drive!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What wedding gift should you buy for a Windows administrator?", + "punchline": "A: I don't know. Perhaps you should check the registry for clues!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Where's the best place to hide a body?", + "punchline": "A: Page two of Google!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?", + "punchline": "A: 'I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.'" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do computers do on a beach vacation?", + "punchline": "A: Surf the net!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are people afraid of computers?", + "punchline": "A: They byte!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do people on Twitter tell me I'm always confused?", + "punchline": "A: Because I don't follow!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How does a computer get drunk?", + "punchline": "A: It takes screenshots!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do app developer's have such high insurance rates?", + "punchline": "A: They're always crashing!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why doesn't the developer use Git?", + "punchline": "A: Because they're afraid to commit!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why does a front end developer eat alone?", + "punchline": "A: Because they don't know how to join the tables!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the Linux sysadmin who won Strictly?", + "punchline": "A: They really came out of their shell!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are Java programmers front yards so untidy?", + "punchline": "A: Because they are always waiting on garbage collection!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call a Rails developer?", + "punchline": "A: A conductor!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Where do naughty disk drives get sent?", + "punchline": "A: Boot camp!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?", + "punchline": "A: Instagram!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?", + "punchline": "A: Because they had constant arguments!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What's the most cutting edge language?", + "punchline": "A: C#!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?", + "punchline": "A: Because they didn't get the algo-rhythm!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do universities hate Java programmers?", + "punchline": "A: They're always starting public classes!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are programmers popular on the street?", + "punchline": "A: They'll write scripts for anything at the right price!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?", + "punchline": "A: They put in a lot of shifts!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why don't programmers like nature?", + "punchline": "A: Too many bugs!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How many bits of bait does a programmer need to go fishing?", + "punchline": "A: At least 8, or else the fish won't byte!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why were the Javascript plumbers delayed?", + "punchline": "A: Because they had to await async!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the IT engineer in the hospital?", + "punchline": "A: They touched the firewall!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How do you generate a random string?", + "punchline": "A: Put a Windows user in front of vim and tell them to exit!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?", + "punchline": "A: None. Testers do not fix problems; they just report them!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?", + "punchline": "A: What's the problem? The bulb at my desk works just fine!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer stop using Python?", + "punchline": "A: Because they are scared of snakes!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?", + "punchline": "A: To get to the other slide!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What sits on your shoulder and says 'Pieces of 7! Pieces of 7!'?", + "punchline": "A: A Parroty Error!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are database admins afraid of having dinner?", + "punchline": "A: Because the table is cleared!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Who is a computer's favorite singer?", + "punchline": "A: A Dell!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the integer never get any radio play?", + "punchline": "A: Because it was unsigned!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How does the JavaScript function travel?", + "punchline": "A: It fly's first-class!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What is a computer's favorite instrument?", + "punchline": "A: The keyboard!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What does the hacker say to their mom when they're hacking people?", + "punchline": "A: Gone Phishing!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do Linux users wear?", + "punchline": "A: Tux-edos!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call a program whose file you can't find?", + "punchline": "A: Soft-where!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What grade did the programmer get on their test?", + "punchline": "A: C++!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What made the technician win the golf tournament?", + "punchline": "A: They had a hard-drive!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do programmers take so long in the shower?", + "punchline": "A: The instructions on the shampoo are: lather, rinse, repeat!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What search algorithm did the wise men use to find the baby Jesus?", + "punchline": "A: A*!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?", + "punchline": "A: JSON derulo!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?", + "punchline": "A: Because they didn't Node how to Express themselves!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Hey officer! How did the hackers escape?", + "punchline": "A: No idea. They just ransomware." + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What accommodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel?", + "punchline": "A: A room with a Vue!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did the router say to the doctor?", + "punchline": "A: It hurts when IP!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call the top of a function that's async?", + "punchline": "A: Tap water..." + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What's a pirate's favorite programming language?", + "punchline": "A: You'd think it was R, but their first love is the C." + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What is the way of object oriented to become wealthy?", + "punchline": "A: Inheritance!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What is an algorithm?", + "punchline": "A: Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?", + "punchline": "A: Foo Bar!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What does a programmer say after a road trip across California?", + "punchline": "A: It was a solid state drive!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do Javascript programmers like to order at the coffeeshop?", + "punchline": "A: Mocha, Chai and a cup of Expresso!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Which planet in the solar system would a python developer first travel to?", + "punchline": "A: Jupyter!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How did the lecturer encouraged the computer science students?", + "punchline": "A: Git job. Git pushing on!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Which exhibition at the zoo did the Python developer visit first?", + "punchline": "A: The Anaconda!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did a couple of programmers go to the farmer’s market?", + "punchline": "A: They went there to do pear programming!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the programmer who spent a day walking round in circles?", + "punchline": "A: After a while they really needed a break!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Did you hear about X's and Y's wedding? There were 10 arguments!", + "punchline": "A: Well, it was a very large function!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?", + "punchline": "A: It lost its contacts!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What’s an aliens favorite key?", + "punchline": "A: The space bar!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call a programmer who acts in a strange way?", + "punchline": "A: A programmer with undefined behaviour!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do some programmers call their Grandmas?", + "punchline": "NaN!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why won't they let the programmer write any loops with iterators?", + "punchline": "A: Because the programmer is called is Obi-Wan!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did the programmer say when they couldn't debug their code?", + "punchline": "A: It's imparsable!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do programmers do when they're hungry?", + "punchline": "A: They grab a byte!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?", + "punchline": "A: A hobbyte!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the router and the laptop get married?", + "punchline": "A: Because they had a connection!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How does Bill Gates count to 10?", + "punchline": "A: 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did the CPU say when it was being overclocked?", + "punchline": "A: “Stop it! It hertz so much!”" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What's a programmers' favorite dessert?", + "punchline": "A: Raspberry Pi!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did you get fired from your job at the keyboard factory?", + "punchline": "A: They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?", + "punchline": "A: Siri-ous!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?", + "punchline": "A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do hackers do on a boat?", + "punchline": "A: Phishing!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What’s the best way to learn programming?", + "punchline": "A: Bit by bit..." + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do programmers always use the dark theme in IDEs?", + "punchline": "A: Because light attracts bugs!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did the programmer shout at the unjust ruling in court?", + "punchline": "A: [object Object]!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why didn't the shelf compile?", + "punchline": "A: It was missing a bracket!" + }, + { + "pun": "Why didn't the programmer finish their class work?", + "punchline": "They were Test-Driven..." + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the computer go to the opticians?", + "punchline": "A: It needed to improve its web-sight!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?", + "punchline": "A: A very big memory!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are JavaScript interviews so unpredictable?", + "punchline": "A: You never know how a candidate will React!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?", + "punchline": "A: A rabbyte!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How do you catch a C# framework?", + "punchline": "A: With a .NET!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?", + "punchline": "A: It had a hard drive!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the developer go broke?", + "punchline": "A: They used up all their cache!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did C++ say to C?", + "punchline": "A: You have no class!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are there not great movies about databases?", + "punchline": "A: Because everyone already hates the SQL!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What jungle animal has only two states – jumping out and scaring people or not.", + "punchline": "A: A Boo-lion!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why shouldn't you use \"beef stew\" as a password?", + "punchline": "A: It's not stroganoff!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What did the JavaScript developer do when they got fired?", + "punchline": "A: They didn't know how to React!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours?", + "punchline": "A: A regular expression!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do the stories written by C programmers drag on forever?", + "punchline": "A: Because they can’t write closures!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: What do lumberjacks and computer criminals have in common?", + "punchline": "A: They both hack for a living!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why do you have computers in the classroom?", + "punchline": "A: Because they do machine learning now!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How do you remove cockroaches, houseflies, and fleas from your home?", + "punchline": "A: You debug it!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why don't Python developers go into the forest?", + "punchline": "A: They're afraid of the Mongoose!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why three SQL databases walk into a bar and then leave immediately?", + "punchline": "A: They could not find a table!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Where did Noah put all the bees?", + "punchline": "A: In the Ark hives!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why are programmers so good at dancing?", + "punchline": "A: They have great algorithm." + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How much do you know about programming?", + "punchline": "A: A little bit!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Why did the vulnerability get tired?", + "punchline": "A: Because it ran-some-where!" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: Do you know why ARM chips dont get used much for servers?", + "punchline": "A: No one wants a server-ed ARM" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: I've got a joke about 3D printing", + "punchline": "A: I'll let you know when I've finished making it" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: How do you make a 4D printer?", + "punchline": "A: Just take a 3D printer and give it some time" + }, + { + "pun": "Q: When an AI goes camping how does it sleep?", + "punchline": "A: In-tents" + } ]