farsidequotes.txt

*\"Well, I'm addicted... Have you tried Carol's sheep dip?\"*
*\"Wait a minute! Isn't anyone here a real sheep?\"*
*\"And now Edgar's gone... Something's going on around here\"*
*\"C'mon, c'mon - it's either one or the other\"*
*\"Well, we might as well put it on board - although I'm not sure what use we'll have for a box of rusty nails, broken glass, and throwing darts.\"*
*\"Open the gate! It\'s a big weiner dog!\"*
*\"Gee whiz... you mean I get a THIRD wish, too?\"*
*\"While their owners sleep, nervous little dogs prepare for their day\"*
*\"Oh, great! Now there goes my hat!\"*
*\"Well, there is some irony in all this, you know... I mean, we both lose a contact at the same time?!\"*
*\"Say... wasn\'t there supposed to be a couple of holes punched in this thing?\"*
*\"Nothing yet... How about you, Newton?\"*
*\"I\'ve got an idea... How many here have ever seen Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds?\"*
*\"And now... Can dogs really talk?... We found one who\'s willing to try, right after this message\"*
*\"Where the buffalo cruise\"*