diff --git a/_includes/update/downloads.html b/_includes/update/downloads.html
index 42256dbaf..2e66acb79 100644
--- a/_includes/update/downloads.html
+++ b/_includes/update/downloads.html
@@ -7,6 +7,12 @@
 	}
 </style>
 
+<noscript>
+	<p class="padding10 text-bold ribbed-amber">
+		This page requires JavaScript to work properly. Please enable JavaScript in your browser settings.
+	</p>
+</noscript>
+
 {%- for update in site.updates reversed -%}
 	{%- assign latest = update.wurst-version -%}
 	{%- break -%}
diff --git a/_includes/update/fabric-download.html b/_includes/update/fabric-download.html
index 369d02d4f..b6af58ecd 100644
--- a/_includes/update/fabric-download.html
+++ b/_includes/update/fabric-download.html
@@ -34,7 +34,8 @@
 	{%- capture mainlink -%}{{ mcxbase }}{{ basepath }}.jar{%- endcapture -%}
 	{%- assign mainfile = mainlink | split: '/' | last -%}
 	<a class="command-button download"
-		href="{{ mainlink }}" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"
+		href="javascript:void(0)"
+		onclick="window.open('{{ mainlink }}', '_blank')"
 		data-analytics="Download Wurst"
 		data-analytics-version="{{ page.wurst-version }}"
 		data-analytics-mcversion="{{ mcversion }}"
@@ -61,7 +62,8 @@
 			{%- assign apifile = apilink | split: '/' | last -%}
 		{%- endif -%}
 		<a class="command-button"
-			href="{{ apilink }}" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"
+			href="javascript:void(0)"
+			onclick="window.open('{{ apilink }}', '_blank')"
 			data-analytics="Download Fabric API"
 			data-analytics-mirror="{{ mirror }}"
 			{% if mirror == "GitHub" -%}
@@ -91,7 +93,8 @@
 	<li>
 		{%- capture srclink -%}{{ mcxbase }}{{ basepath }}-sources.jar{%- endcapture -%}
 		{%- assign srcfile = srclink | split: '/' | last -%}
-		<a href="{{ srclink }}" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"
+		<a href="javascript:void(0)"
+			onclick="window.open('{{ srclink }}', '_blank')"
 			data-analytics="Download Wurst"
 			data-analytics-version="{{ page.wurst-version }}"
 			data-analytics-mcversion="{{ mcversion }}"
@@ -107,7 +110,8 @@
 	<li>
 		{%- capture devlink -%}{{ mcxbase }}{{ basepath }}-dev.jar{%- endcapture -%}
 		{%- assign devfile = devlink | split: '/' | last -%}
-		<a href="{{ devlink }}" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"
+		<a href="javascript:void(0)"
+			onclick="window.open('{{ devlink }}', '_blank')"
 			data-analytics="Download Wurst"
 			data-analytics-version="{{ page.wurst-version }}"
 			data-analytics-mcversion="{{ mcversion }}"
@@ -123,7 +127,8 @@
 	<li>
 		{%- capture srcdevlink -%}{{ mcxbase }}{{ basepath }}-sources-dev.jar{%- endcapture -%}
 		{%- assign srcdevfile = srcdevlink | split: '/' | last -%}
-		<a href="{{ srcdevlink }}" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"
+		<a href="javascript:void(0)"
+			onclick="window.open('{{ srcdevlink }}', '_blank')"
 			data-analytics="Download Wurst"
 			data-analytics-version="{{ page.wurst-version }}"
 			data-analytics-mcversion="{{ mcversion }}"
diff --git a/_includes/update/wurst6-downloads.html b/_includes/update/wurst6-downloads.html
index 51cf63493..dd896d5e1 100644
--- a/_includes/update/wurst6-downloads.html
+++ b/_includes/update/wurst6-downloads.html
@@ -33,7 +33,8 @@ <h3>
 		{%- endif -%}
 
 		<a class="command-button download"
-			href="{{ mainlink }}" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"
+			href="javascript:void(0)"
+			onclick="window.open('{{ mainlink }}', '_blank')"
 			data-analytics="Download Wurst"
 			data-analytics-version="{{ page.wurst-version }}"
 			data-analytics-mcversion="{{ mcversion | remove: ' OF' }}"