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+- Feature Name: Auto-auto-parallelization of mutations (auto-RETURNING-NOTHING)
+- Status: draft
+- Start Date: 2018-05-02
+- Authors: knz
+- RFC PR: (PR # after acceptance of initial draft)
+- Cockroach Issue: (one or more # from the issue tracker)
+
+**Remember, you can submit a PR with your RFC before the text is
+complete. Refer to the [README](README.md#rfc-process) for details.**
+
+# Summary
+
+- A new SQL session setting `asynchronous_mutations`
+- When set, all mutations without any RETURNING clause behave as if RETURNING NOTHING was specified.
+- Results (row counts + errors) accumulated in session.
+- New statement `WAIT` waits for completion of pending mutations and
+  returns a table containing statements, row counts and errors.
+- If a client closes a connection without issuing WAIT, then mutations complete in the background (i.e.
+  effective session finalization delayed until execution completes).
+- Optional: new session var set automatically based on `application_name` (see discussion below)
+
+For example:
+
+```
+-- at start of session
+> SET asynchronous_mutations = TRUE;
+
+-- later, client txn
+> INSERT INTO blah VALUES (1,2), (2,3);
+> INSERT INTO blah VALUES (3,4), (1,4);
+
+> WAIT;
++---+----------------+------+---------------------+
+| n | statement type | rows | error               |
++---+----------------+------+---------------------+
+| 1 | INSERT         |   2  |  NULL               |
+| 2 | INSERT         | NULL | duplicate value     |
++---+----------------+------+---------------------+
+```
+
+Expected impact: more performance of mutations for apps where the dev
+is willing to make a tweak (but see also discussion below).
+
+# Motivation
+
+Overheard from Spencer: "the fact you have to specify RETURNING
+NOTHING boggles my mind. Parallelization should be enabled by
+default. Then I hear someone say 'wait we can't do that because of SQL
+semantics', well, {censored} SQL semantics!"
+
+So, compatibility with clients written for pg _is_ a thing but we'd
+like to avoid this getting in the way of apps getting good (better)
+performance.
+
+# Guide-level explanation
+
+When this feature is implemented, CockroachDB will function in
+"compatibility mode" by default for mutations and process all
+mutations synchronously.
+
+However an application developer can set a session variable to
+activate a "fast mode" (which session variable is discussed further
+below). Once that mode is enabled, CockroachDB accepts mutation
+statements (INSERT/UPDATE/etc) faster than they are processed, so that
+they can be processed in parallel in multiple cores/nodes.
+
+(TODO: check the following paragraph. This may be an opt-in feature.)
+When the fast mode is enabled however, a mutation statement may not
+"see" the values inserted/updated by a previous statement
+automatically -- i.e. CockroachDB may not automatically enforce
+dependencies, for better performance.
+
+Finally, clients can then either ignore the outcome (the mutations
+will be eventually processed), or check for results (which errors have
+happened or how many rows were mutated) with the new `WAIT` statement.
+
+# Reference-level explanation
+
+The implementation will be a tweak to the current statement queue, to
+avoid the automatic synchronization that currently occurs.
+
+To measure adoption of the feature, the statement collection
+infrastructure would use a new flag (context: there's a flag column in
+the statement stats) to annotate mutations issued asynchronously.
+
+## Overlap with other proposals
+
+There's a current proposal floated in the perf team to remove
+RETURNING NOTHING entirely, and instead decide the outcome of mutation
+statements by performing KV reads upfront.
+
+One advantage would be to remove the concurrent goroutines currently
+created in each sql session to process RETURNING NOTHING statements,
+because the SQL/kv interface doesn't like concurrent batches in the
+same kv txn.
+
+That proposal and the one here are complementary.
+
+To implement the auto-auto-parallelization described here, the
+statements issued asynchronously could land in a _sequential_ queue of
+mutations in a concurrent, independent SQL session that shadows the
+session where the statements are issued. In that shadow session there
+would be a distinct kv txn where mutations would be processed
+sequentially. WAIT would then simply collect the sequential output of
+the shadow session.
+
+## Discussion of how to enable this
+
+Main proposed mechanism: new session variable
+`asynchronous_mutations`. Defaults to **false**
+
+How to get the best opt-in UX? A new session variable means app _code_
+need to be modified to use it.
+
+Complement feature: set `asynchronous_mutations` automatically based
+on the value of `application_name`. Benefits:
+
+- can be enabled by a _config_ change (not code change) in most client apps.
+- can be enabled via the pg connection URL (`&application_name=...`)
+- typically reflects the reality of multi-app deployments: some apps
+  will want to use the feature, other apps don't want
+  to. `application_name` is the canonical discriminant between
+  different apps.
+
+How to achieve this:
+
+- special value of `application_name` as a whole enables
+- special character at the beginning of `application_name` enables
+- auto-config of multiple session variables based on a per-app configuration table, i.e. **per-app defaults for all session vars**
+
+I'd like to explore the last one. It's appealing for a different
+reason: this would enable us to introduce various "postgres
+compatibility settings" which default to "compatibility" but can be
+overridden for specific apps in different ways. This is out of scope
+for this RFC but the feature discussed here could pave the way / serve
+as experiment.
+
+## Drawbacks
+
+Why should we *not* do this?  It adds a little more complexity to CockroachDB.
+
+## Rationale and Alternatives
+
+Alternatives that were considered:
+
+- do nothing. Status quo. Users complain about mutation performance
+- Make synchronous mutations faster. Sequential bottleneck.
+- new ASYNC/AWAIT statements that create futures on statement results
+  and allow client to wait asynchronously on them. This would provide
+  maximum control to clients, but more complex to implement. It's also
+  harder to opt in by client apps, more app changes needed.
+
+## Unresolved questions
+
+- Whether to do this for mutations outside of explicit BEGIN/COMMIT
+  blocks, inside, or both. (I suggest: both. Not sure if there are
+  blockers.)
+
+- Whether COMMIT would automatically WAIT if the feature is enabled
+  for a session. (I suggest: no. KV Txn completes in background. No
+  DDL allowed in that case.)