diff --git a/include/co/god.h b/include/co/god.h
index da9e45163..d6662d656 100644
--- a/include/co/god.h
+++ b/include/co/god.h
@@ -4,7 +4,9 @@
 
 namespace god {
 
-inline void take_my_knees() {}
+inline void om_mani_padme_hum() {}
+
+inline void fast_fast_biu_biu() {}
 
 inline void bless_no_bugs() {}