enjokes.json

[
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?",
    "origin": "Beavis: Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Beavis, it's not even normal to ask.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Beavis, it's not even normal to ask."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Some people are dumb.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Some people are dumb."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "[after «sensitivity training»] How about a hug?",
    "origin": "Butt-head: [after «sensitivity training»] How about a hug?"
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh!",
    "origin": "Beavis: Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh!"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh."
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Have you seen my Bunghole?",
    "origin": "Beavis: Have you seen my Bunghole?"
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "What the hell are you talking about?",
    "origin": "Beavis: What the hell are you talking about?"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker."
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Don't call me a butt-knocker, you son of a bitch!",
    "origin": "Beavis: Don't call me a butt-knocker, you son of a bitch!"
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.",
    "origin": "Beavis: Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire."
  },
    {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "[repeated pickup line] Uh, hey, baby.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: [repeated pickup line] Uh, hey, baby."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass!",
    "origin": "Butt-head: If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass!"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis!",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis!"
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!",
    "origin": "Beavis: Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass."
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?",
    "origin": "Beavis: Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "This is going to be cool.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: This is going to be cool."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore."
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!",
    "origin": "Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!"
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch."
  },
  {
    "author": "Beavis",
    "text": "[long pause] Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny.",
    "origin": "Beavis: [long pause] Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking.",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking."
  },
  {
    "author": "Butt-head",
    "text": "Dumbass!",
    "origin": "Butt-head: Dumbass!"
  }
]