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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="ie=edge">
<title>My Blog</title>
</head>
<body>
<section>
<table>
<thead>
<th>Month</th>
<th>Day</th>
<th>Year</th>
</thead>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td>July</td>
<td>7</td>
<td>2018</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>July</td>
<td>15</td>
<td>2018</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
</section>
<div>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<h1>I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!</h1>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<h2>What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1</h2>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<h3>A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She
says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”</h3>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<h4>What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.</h4>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<h5>Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!</h5>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<h6>Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself? It was two tired. ©</h6>
<!--Dad Joke-->
<hr>
<form action="">
<input type="First Name" name="First Name" placeholder="First Name">
<input type="Last Name" name="Last Name" placeholder="Last Name">
<input type="Email" name="Email" placeholder="Email">
<button type="Submit">Submit Email</button>
</form>
<hr>
<section>
<div>I love dad jokes. (see above)</div>
<ul>
<li>Dad jokes are corny.</li>
<li>They can make most people laugh.</li>
<li>If you don't laugh, you are trying not to laugh.</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/Menlaughing.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/Menlaughing.jpg" alt="old men laughing" height="300px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<div>I am a wife and mother of one. My son's name is Toast, and he is a 14 year old Siamese.</div>
<ul>
<li> My husband and I have been married since August 15, 2015.</li>
<li>Toast hated Matthew when they met. He now loves him (almost) more than me!</li>
<li>My husband and I are both currently learning how to code.</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/WeddingPhoto.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/WeddingPhoto.jpg" alt="Man Woman Wedding" height="400px">
<a href="Images/Toast.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/Toast.jpg" alt="cute cat" height="400px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<div>I believe pinky promises are sacred.</div>
<ul>
<li>Matthew surprised me with this embroidery. It's very special to me.</li>
<li>If I make a pinky promise, I can guarantee I won't break it!</li>
<li>This embroidery was made by a friend.</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/PinkyPromises.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/PinkyPromises.jpg" alt="Pinky promises" height="400px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<div>I think Dr. Pepper is the solution to everything.</div>
<ul>
<li>Take it from this lady! She says it the secret to living a long life.</li>
<li>The very first bottle sold on January 12, 1885.</li>
<li>Charles Alderton is the man behind the invention of the Dr. Pepper drink.</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/DrPepperLady.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/DrPepperLady.jpg" alt="Old lady loves Dr. Pepper CNN" height=" 400px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<div>The Beatles are my favorite band.</div>
<ul>
<li>The members were Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.</li>
<li> As of 2012, the Beatles have sold more than 2 billion albums.</li>
<li>The last live performance of the Beatles was in 1966.</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/TheBeatles.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/TheBeatles.jpg" alt="The Beatles" height="400px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<div>I can't keep house plants alive.</div>
<ul>
<li>My husband waters the plants because I forget.</li>
<li>Trimming dead leaves helps save dying plants.</li>
<li>Remembering to water plants also keeps plants alive...</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/Houseplants.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/Houseplants.jpg" alt="plants" height="400px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<div>I am a fan of true crime podcasts. </div>
<ul>
<li>I am fascinated by why people do what they do.</li>
<li>My favorite true crime podasts are My Favorite Murder, S-Town, and Serial.</li>
<li>I saw My Favorite Murder Live in Nashville, TN in January 2018.</li>
</ul>
<a href="Images/MFM.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="Images/MFM.jpg" alt="My Favorite Murder" height="400px">
</a>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<h1>What I Am Excited to Learn in Covalence</h1>
<ol>
<li>HTML, CSS, and JavaScript.</li>
<li>How to build a website</li>
<li>Database Management</li>
<li>Toubleshoot and Resolve Bugs</li>
<li>How to make an app</li>
</ol>
</section>
<hr>
<section>
<h1>5 Fun Facts About Me</h1>
<ul>
<li>I have a scar on my jaw from a childhood injury. Most people think it's a dimple.</li>
<li>I play piano.</li>
<li>I have worked as a Medical Assistant in various specialties for the past 4 years.</li>
<li>I taught my cat how to play fetch.</li>
<li>I enjoy going to the farmer's market and playing catch in the park on the weekend.</li>
</ul>
</section>
<hr>
</div>
<section>
<a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk">SNL-Alexa</a>
</section>
<hr>
<div>
<h1>Shutter Island</h1>
<img src="Images/Shutterislandposter.jpg" alt="Shutter Island" height "400px">
<p>In 1954, a U.S. Marshal investigates the disappearance of a murderer, who escaped from a hospital for the criminally
insane.
</p>
<ul>
<li>Leonardo DiCaprio</li>
<li>Emily Mortimer</li>
<li>Mark Ruffalo</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Release Date: February 19, 2010</li>
<li>Budget:$80,000,000 (estimated)</li>
<li>Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $294,804,195</li>
</ul>
</div>
<section>
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YDGldPitxic" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"
allowfullscreen></iframe>
</section>
</body>
</html>