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<h1>The <del>Toiloit</del> <ins>Toilet</ins> Transcripts</h1>
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<li class="flushed"><a href="index.html">Backstory</a></li>
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<h3>"It was too much toiloit paper."</h3>
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<h2>The Backstory</h2>
<p>A <strong>long time ago(*)</strong> in a <strong>location far away(*)</strong>, there was an elementary school classroom with an attached bathroom for its <strong>young*</strong> students. School policy dictated that adults weren't allowed in the restroom for privacy reasons, so it took longer than might have been expected for a <strong>group of young teachers(*)</strong> to discover that the toilet was overflowing. </p>
<p>Upon this unfortunate discovery, the teachers marched the whole class through the bathroom, then made them write essays about <strong>what they saw</strong> and <strong>how it made them feel</strong>. Boys and girls, we present to you...</p>
<h3><a href="gallery.html">THE TOILET TRANSCRIPTS</a></h3>
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<p>(*) Particulars have been redacted to protect those innocent (??) of crimes including poor bathroom habits, spelling, and handwriting.</p>
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<p>© Teri Chadbourne</p>
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