ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ

Make your words more ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ

USAGE:
   ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ [OPTION]...
   
OPTIONS:
   -f      INPUT FILENAME (uses STDIN if omitted)
   -h      HELP: THIS MESSAGE
   
NOTES:
   Runs in ＩＮＴＥＲＡＣＴＩＶＥ　ＭＯＤＥ when STDIN is the TTY.
   Press Ctrl+D to send an EOF character to exit.

Directions

1. Install semi-recent versions of gcc and make for your OS.
2. Run make.
3. Put the path to the binary ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ somewhere on your $PATH.
4. ｅｎｊｏｙ

Why?

FIGLET-STYLE HEADINGS

1. Put the following in your .vimrc, then save:
   vnoremap <leader>a :!ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ<CR>
2. Reload vim config with :source $MYVIMRC.
3. Select text in visual mode, <leader>a will transform the selection.

CODE PRANKS

／／　ＴＲＡＮＳＬＡＴＥ　ＴＯ　ＴＩＴＬＥ　ＣＡＰＳ
ｗｈｉｌｅ（　１　）　｛

   ｃｈｒ　＝　ｆｇｅｔｃ（ｐＦｉｌｅ）；

   ｉｆ（　ｃｈｒ　＝＝　ＥＯＦ　）
      ｂｒｅａｋ；

   ／／　ＡＳＣＩＩ　ＣＨＡＲＳ
   ｉｆ（　（ｃｈｒ　＞＝　０ｘ２１）　＆＆　（ｃｈｒ　＜＝　０ｘ７Ｅ）　）　｛

      ｆｐｕｔ＿ｕｔｆ８ｃｐ（（ｃｈｒ　－　０ｘ２１）　＋　０ｘｆｆ０１，　ｓｔｄｏｕｔ）；
   ｝
   ／／　ＳＰＡＣＥ
   ｅｌｓｅ　ｉｆ　（ｃｈｒ　＝＝　＇　＇）　｛

      ｆｐｕｔ＿ｕｔｆ８ｃｐ（０ｘ３０００，　ｓｔｄｏｕｔ）；
   ｝
   ／／　ＯＴＨＥＲ
   ｅｌｓｅ　｛

      ｆｐｕｔｃ（ｃｈｒ，　ｓｔｄｏｕｔ）；
   ｝
｝；

ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ AT YOUR FINGERTIPS

$ ./ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ 
ＩＮＴＥＲＡＣＴＩＶＥ　ＭＯＤＥ (PRESS CTRL+D TO EXIT):

> figlet-y headings
ｆｉｇｌｅｔ－ｙ　ｈｅａｄｉｎｇｓ

> VAPORWAVE
ＶＡＰＯＲＷＡＶＥ

> why would you do that?
ｗｈｙ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？

> Testing, 1 2 3 4...
Ｔｅｓｔｉｎｇ，　１　２　３　４．．．