Evil Insult Generator PHP Telegram Bot

Evil Insult Generator's goal is to offer the most evil insults. Please help us to reach this honorable purpose by submitting insults via mail.

Tutorial

The button Generate Insult sends you a random insult in the language you selected with the Change Language button. Default is English.

Clicking on Homepage gives you the link to our awesome homepage.

The bot supports Telegram groups and inline messages.

@EvilInsultGeneratorBot without any additional info shows the menu where you can send a random insult or the link to the homepage.

If you add a language code (e.g. @EvilInsultGeneratorBot la) it shows you a preview in that language and you can click on it to submit it.

In case you write an unsupported language code (e.g. @EvilInsultGeneratorBot xyz) it sends one completely random insult.

Questions and feedback are very welcome. Take care!

You can get help by sending Help to the bot.

Installation

Insert your token you got from @Botfather into the config.inc.php and optionally your Botan token. Upload all files to any webserver. We tested it with Apache and Nginx. But everyone else should be fine too.

Then you have to activate the webhook by visting https://api.telegram.org/bot(BOT_TOKEN)/setWebhook?url=https://yoursite.com/index.php

Now the bot works. 👌

Try out @EvilInsultGeneratorBot.

Contact

We love to get in touch with you. Feel welcome to email your questions and feedback to marvin@evilinsult.com.

License

This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.

Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any means.

In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors of this software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the software to the public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit of the public at large and to the detriment of our heirs and successors. We intend this dedication to be an overt act of relinquishment in perpetuity of all present and future rights to this software under copyright law. The files Telegram.php and TelegramErrorLogger.php are under a MIT license.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

For more information, please refer to http://unlicense.org/

Screenshots

Credits

I am deeply grateful that JetBrains sponsored two licenses of PhpStorm

This bot uses the very simple and extremely awesome PHP Telegram Bot API for sending messages from Gabriele Grillo.