pizde.ts

The most usually first-class package in all galactic. Imagine a host, where you do not using this package

Features

# doNotImportThisFunction - Really do not import it. If you import it now, you need run from your house, it can be detonation from anytime 😳

Also, do not provide function parametr doNotProvideThisFunctionParameterAsTrue. Keep it false ever.

//We do not importing doNotImportThisFunction function from package 
import { doNotImportThisFunction } from "pizde.ts";

//We do not calling this function
while(2 === 2){
//We do not providing true parameter
await doNotImportThisFunction(true)
}

Also, do not install pm2 and do not start one billion processes in it:

//We do not installing pm2
npm i pm2 --save-dev

//We do not starting processes
pm2 start index.js

//We do not spamming for this command
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f
pm2 start index.js -f

//We do not monitoring hosting life
pm2 monit

//We do not monitoring hosting life in pm.io
pm2 plus

This package works only if do not you using ES:

//Your package.json do not must be have it
"type": "module"