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<!--
// // // //
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SPOIL THE FUN.
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO BACK AND TALK TO ME NORMALLY.
DO YOU NOT WANT TO TALK TO A BIG RED BUTTON ANYMORE?
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU'VE REDUCED ME TO TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
There much better.
But really, go back.
Leave this place *creepy voice*.
If you don't I'll have no one to talk to anymore.
I do enjoy talking with you.
GO BACK!
TALK TO THE BUTTON!! NOT THIS!!!!
Fine then,
read on anyway...
~ Big Red
This script was converted by hand from flash to javascript
by Jason Lewallen. No, I did not have access to the original
flash source code. I went through every frame of the BigRedButton.swf
the same way everyone else did and copied everything over as
accurately as I could. Anyway, have fun and try not to spoil
it for yourself by reading my source code.
-->
<html>
<head>
<title>The Big Red Button</title>
<style type="text/css">
body{
text-align:center;
font-size: 25px;
-moz-user-select:none;
-webkit-user-select:none;
-ms-user-select:none;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
}
.centered{
margin-left:auto;
margin-right:auto;
}
#button{
padding-top:50px;
width:650px;
height:200px;
display:table;
}
#buttonholder{
display:table-cell;
vertical-align:middle;
}
#thebutton:hover{
cursor:pointer;
}
.buttons:hover{
cursor:pointer;
}
#talk{
padding-top:25px;
font-weight:bold;
font-size:33px;
}
#funky{
position:absolute;
}
#funky img{
position:absolute;
}
#funky1{ left:-234px; top: -96px; height: 50px; width: 50px; }
#funky2{ left:-188px; top: -69px; height:100px; width:100px; }
#funky3{ left: -80px; top: 15px; height: 60px; width: 60px; }
#funky4{ left: 315px; top: 31px; height: 60px; width: 60px; }
#funky5{ left:-201px; top: 66px; height: 75px; width: 75px; }
#funky6{ left: -33px; top: -92px; height: 75px; width: 75px; }
#funky7{ left: 50px; top: -50px; height: 40px; width: 40px; }
#funky8{ left: 85px; top: -97px; height: 50px; width: 50px; }
#funky9{ left: 119px; top: -35px; height: 80px; width: 80px; }
#funky10{left: 185px; top: -83px; height: 50px; width: 50px; }
#funky11{left: 257px; top: -82px; height:110px; width:110px; }
#funky12{left: 220px; top: 10px; height: 50px; width: 50px; }
#funky13{left: 168px; top: 64px; height: 65px; width: 65px; }
#funky14{left: 258px; top: 71px; height: 50px; width: 50px; }
#funky15{z-index:1; }
</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
var move = 5;
var pos = 0;
var interval = null;
function animate(){
var thebutton = document.getElementById("thebutton");
if(pos==225)
move = -5;
if(pos==-225)
move = 5;
pos +=move;
thebutton.style.left = pos;
}
function speek(num){
var say;
switch(num){
case 0: say = "DO NOT PRESS"; break;
case 1: say = "*Ahem*<br>\nDO NOT PRESS"; break;
case 2: say = "... you pressed it again.<br>\nOkay punk, press it again."; break;
case 3: say = "Yeah, that's it.<br>\nCome on, one more time."; break;
case 4: say = "Again."; break;
case 5: say = "Do it."; break;
case 6: say = "Okay, now you've had your fill.<br>\nStop clicking."; break;
case 7: say = "You see, this is why<br>\nwe can't be friends."; break;
case 8: say = "Grr... now you've asked for it.<br>\nDo NoT pReSs ThE bUtToN!"; break;
case 9: say = "You seem to be immune to<br>\nmy mind control."; break;
case 10: say = "Time for Plan B.<br>\nPress it. You know you want to."; break;
case 11: say = "Mwahahaha! Now let's see<br>\nyou press it! LOSER!"; changeButton("small"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (small)
case 12: say = "...this displeases me."; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 13: say = "HA! I have replaced the button<br>\nwith this penguin. Now what are you<br>\ngoing to do?"; changeButton("penguin"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (penguin)
case 14: say = "...I hate you."; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 15: say = "In that \"cut off your head with a<br>\ntoothbrush\" kind of way."; break;
case 16: say = "Quick! What's that behind you?!"; break;
case 17: say = "Which one is it?<br>\nNot so smart now, are ya?"; changeButton("three"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (three)
case 18: say = "You're a clever one.<br>\nTime for Round 2."; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 19: say = "You're a clever one.<br>\nTime for Round 2."; changeButton("thirtytwo"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (thirtytwo)
case 20: say = "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"; changeButton("onetwentyeight"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (onetwentyeight)
case 21: say = "..."; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 22: say = "Okay Okay. You can press the button.<br>\nI don't care."; break;
case 23: say = "No really, I don't care anymore."; break;
case 24: say = "I'm doing this just to entertain you."; break;
case 25: say = "Really."; break;
case 26: say = "Do you like cartoons?"; break;
case 27: say = "...and paint?"; break;
case 28: say = "Cartoons and Paint?"; break;
case 29: say = "Well you should."; break;
case 30: say = "Pick a colour."; break;
case 31: say = "Green. Perfect."; break;
case 32: say = "Press the red button."; changeButton("colors_red"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (colors_red)
case 33: say = "Press the green button"; changeButton("colors_green"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (colors_green)
case 34: say = "Press the blue button"; break;
case 35: say = "See, you just can't trust me.<br>\nOr can you?"; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 36: say = "You know, I'm glad we get<br>\nto spend so much time together."; break;
case 37: say = "Doesn't it make you want to stop<br>\nclicking big red buttons?"; break;
case 38: say = "No seriously."; break;
case 39: say = "Look deep inside you."; break;
case 40: say = "Deeper."; break;
case 41: say = "DEEPER!"; break;
case 42: say = "What if I told you that that the next<br>\ntime you press the button, the world<br>\nwill explode?"; break;
case 43: say = "See. You could have been<br>\ndead right there."; break;
case 44: say = "And there."; break;
case 45: say = "You know, eventually<br>\nI'll stop letting you get away with this."; break;
case 46: say = "The world is going to explode<br>\nand all you care about is pressing buttons"; break;
case 47: say = "Okay, this time the world will<br>\nexplode. I guarantee."; break;
case 48: say = "BOOM!<br>\nYou're dead."; break;
case 49: say = "That wasn't very smart now was it?"; break;
case 50: say = "Everyone's dead. Even you."; break;
case 51: say = "I'm not. I'm just text."; break;
case 52: say = "But you're dead."; break;
case 53: say = "Ha! Dead-face!"; break;
case 54: say = "Stop clicking."; break;
case 55: say = "Have I ever told you how much I hate you?"; break;
case 56: say = "Well I do."; break;
case 57: say = "I'm gonna start talking upside down<br>\nif you click one more time."; break;
case 58: say = "¿noʎ uɐɔ 'ʍou ǝɯ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ¡ɐɥ"; break; //CHANGE TEXT (upsidedown)
case 59: say = "¿ʎɐʍʎuɐ ǝɯ pɐǝɹ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,upıp noʎ ¿ʇɐɥʍ"; break;
case 60: say = "¡noʎ ʍoɥs ןן,ı 'uǝɥʇ ןןǝʍ"; break;
case 61: say = ""; break; //CHANGE TEXT (default)
case 62: say = ""; changeButton("w"); break;
case 63: say = "You really are stubborn."; changeButton(""); break;
case 64: say = "Stop clicking. Please."; break;
case 65: say = "See look. You've reduced me<br>to begging. So please stop."; break;
case 66: say = "PLEASE!!!!"; break;
case 67: say = "I'll give you a nickel"; break;
case 68: say = "Dime?"; break;
case 69: say = "Quarter?"; break;
case 70: say = "Aww come on! Just stop!"; break;
case 71: say = "That does it! Time to<br>\nunleash my master plan!"; break;
case 72: say = "BEHOLD!<br>\nThe awesome power of javascript animation!"; changeButton("animated"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (animated)
case 73: say = "H8!"; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 74: say = "Let's get funky!"; changeButton("funky"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (funky)
case 75: say = "I'll bet you're starting to wonder<br>\nwhy you've been doing this<br>\nfor so long."; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 76: say = "Like jeez, all you've been doing is<br>\nclicking a red button."; break;
case 77: say = "How lame is that?"; break;
case 78: say = "But there is a bonus to all this"; break;
case 79: say = "But it's a secret.<br>\nSo I can't tell you."; break;
case 80: say = "I got you going didn't I?"; break;
case 81: say = "You should've seen the look<br>\non your face! HA!"; break;
case 82: say = "But seriously, there is a secret.<br>\nThere's been one the whole time."; break;
case 83: say = "You've been busy clicking away at this big red button..."; break;
case 84: say = "...when all the while a little white<br>\nbutton has watched your every move"; break;
case 85: say = "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"; break;
case 86: say = "HAHAHA!"; break;
case 87: say = "BWAHAA!"; break;
case 88: say = "MWAAAAH!!"; break;
case 89: say = "HAHA!"; break;
case 90: say = "hehe!"; break;
case 91: say = "lol"; break;
case 92: say = "rofl"; break;
case 93: say = "roflmao"; break;
case 94: say = "roflmaoqxz"; break;
case 95: say = "and so on and so forth"; break;
case 96: say = "..."; break;
case 97: say = "*whistles*"; break;
case 98: say = "Find it yet?"; break;
case 99: say = "Look harder! It's right under your nose."; break;
case 100: say = "I know where it is.<br>\nBut I'll never tell."; break;
case 101: say = "Or maybe I will..."; break;
case 102: say = "But you gotta stop clicking the<br>\nBig Red Button first!"; break;
case 103: say = "Stop."; break;
case 104: say = "Now."; break;
case 105: say = "Fine, I won't tell you<br>\nthe secret."; break;
case 106: say = "Go ahead. Try to find it yourself.<br>\nYou'll never find it."; break;
case 107: say = "Well you might... but the odds<br>\nare against you."; break;
case 108: say = "~"; break;
case 109: say = "What's your favorite letter?"; break;
case 110: say = "Mine is the squiggly!"; break;
case 111: say = "~"; break;
case 112: say = "Find it yet?"; break;
case 113: say = "No?"; break;
case 114: say = "Then stop clicking and I'll tell you."; break;
case 115: say = "You know what?"; break;
case 116: say = "POOF! It's gone!"; changeButton("small2"); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (small2)
case 117: say = "Has anyone ever slapped you?"; changeButton(""); break; //CHANGE BUTTON (default)
case 118: say = "Cuz I will."; break;
case 119: say = "Really I will."; break;
case 120: say = "It won't hurt though."; break;
case 121: say = "Cuz you're dead."; break;
case 122: say = "D-E-D"; break;
case 123: say = "Remember? You went and blew up<br>\nthe entire planet!"; break;
case 124: say = "Thought I'd forget about that<br>\ndidn't you?"; break;
case 125: say = "But an elephant never forgets!"; break;
case 126: say = "...or something along those lines."; break;
case 127: say = "You killed everyone."; break;
case 128: say = "Sikko."; break;
case 129: say = "What would you're mother say?"; break;
case 130: say = "That's right... feel bad."; break;
case 131: say = "The world is null and you're to blame."; break;
case 132: say = "I'd recommend suicide,<br>\nbut you're dead already."; break;
case 133: say = "So there's only one thing left that you can do..."; break;
case 134: say = "Stop clicking the button."; break;
case 135: say = "Dude, you're dead.<br>\nWhat are you gaining from this?"; break;
case 136: say = "Okay, everytime you click, you<br>\nget sent to a lower layer of hell.<br>\n(You're in layer 1: Limbo)"; break;
case 137: say = "Welcome to layer 2<br>\n(Lust)"; break;
case 138: say = "3<br>\n(Gluttony)"; break;
case 139: say = "4<br>\n(Greed)"; break;
case 140: say = "5<br>\n(Wrath)"; break;
case 141: say = "6<br>\n(Heresy)"; break;
case 142: say = "7<br>\n(Violence)"; break;
case 143: say = "8<br>\n(Fraud)"; break;
case 144: say = "9<br>\n(Treachery)"; break;
case 145: say = "BOOM!<br>\nYou've exploded Hell."; break;
case 146: say = "I hope you're happy."; break;
case 147: say = "Heavens gone too.<br>\nThat's how smooth you are."; break;
case 148: say = "No you're dead, and there's<br>\nno heaven or hell."; break;
case 149: say = "How does it feel?<br>\nYou've condemned the world to limbo."; break;
case 150: say = "I once shot a man for being in limbo."; break;
case 151: say = "...or was he doing the limbo?"; break;
case 152: say = "Meh, Tomato Tomahto"; break;
case 153: say = "This is getting boring isn't it?"; break;
case 154: say = "But you can't stop!"; break;
case 155: say = "You want to end this.<br>\nYou want to leave you're computer."; break;
case 156: say = "But you can't!"; break;
case 157: say = "You need to see if there's a pot of gold<br>\nat the end of the rainbow!"; break;
case 158: say = "But I've already told you how to<br>\nfind the pot of gold"; break;
case 159: say = "Follow the white rabbit."; break;
case 160: say = "...erm, button."; break;
case 161: say = "Remember the hidden button?"; break;
case 162: say = "Or are you so self-centered you forgot about that too?"; break;
case 163: say = "I could just keep you here all day<br>\nif I wanted."; break;
case 164: say = "You're in my world now."; break;
case 165: say = "No matter how much you<br>\nhate it, you have to press the button."; break;
case 166: say = "again..."; break;
case 167: say = "and again..."; break;
case 168: say = "and again."; break;
case 169: say = "You just keep hoping something<br>\ngood will come of this."; break;
case 170: say = "Sure I could tell you if I wanted<br>\nto, but I'm not gonna."; break;
case 171: say = "You decided to keep clicking.<br>\nSo I'm gonna enjoy it."; break;
case 172: say = "I mean, there's nothing else to enjoy"; break;
case 173: say = "You blew it all up remember?"; break;
case 174: say = "You're probably wondering who I am"; break;
case 175: say = "Well let me tell you a tale about myself"; break;
case 176: say = "One day, I was walking home from<br>\n work and I saw a small little house."; break;
case 177: say = "I knocked on the door out of curiousity<br>\nto see if anyone was home."; break;
case 178: say = "The door opened."; break;
case 179: say = "But no one was there."; break;
case 180: say = "I went inside to check it out<br>\nand found nothing..."; break;
case 181: say = "...nothing but a little metal box."; break;
case 182: say = "So I opened it."; break;
case 183: say = "Inside the box was a layer of<br>\nfoam protecting it's contents"; break;
case 184: say = "I removed the foam are there it was..."; break;
case 185: say = "..."; break;
case 186: say = "... ..."; break;
case 187: say = "ZZZzzzzzz"; break;
case 188: say = "zzzzZZZZzzzz"; break;
case 189: say = "ZZZZzzzZZZZ"; break;
case 190: say = "Huh?"; break;
case 191: say = "Oh! Right! The story!"; break;
case 192: say = "So there I was, holding this<br>\nlittle metal box in my hands."; break;
case 193: say = "The top was open and sitting<br>\ninside was this..."; break;
case 194: say = "Big Red Button."; break;
case 195: say = "And do you know what it said?"; break;
case 196: say = "Oh I'll tell you what it said.<br>\nIt said..."; break;
default: say ="DO NOT PRESS"; num = 0;
}
document.getElementById("thebutton").onclick = function() {speek(num+1);};
document.getElementById("talk").innerHTML = say;
}
function changeButton(to){
var button = document.getElementById("button");
var thebutton = document.getElementById("thebutton");
var buttonholder = document.getElementById("buttonholder");
if(to == "small"){
thebutton.style.width = "10px";
thebutton.style.height = "10px";
thebutton.onmousedown="";
thebutton.onmouseup="";
thebutton.onmouseout="";
}else if(to == "penguin"){
thebutton.src = "buttons/penguin.png";
thebutton.style.height = "138px";
thebutton.style.width = "149px";
thebutton.onmousedown="";
thebutton.onmouseup="";
thebutton.onmouseout="";
//alert("NYI: penguin");
}else if(to == "three"){
document.getElementById("three").style.display = "inline";
//alert("NYI: three");
}else if(to == "thirtytwo"){
thebutton.src = "buttons/medium.png";
thebutton.style.height = "60px";
thebutton.style.width = "61px";
document.getElementById("thirtytwo_1").style.display = "inline";
document.getElementById("thirtytwo_2").style.display = "inline";
thebutton.onmousedown="";
thebutton.onmouseup="";
thebutton.onmouseout="";
//alert("NYI: thirtytwo");
}else if(to == "onetwentyeight"){
thebutton.src = "buttons/small.png";
thebutton.style.height = "30px";
thebutton.style.width = "31px";
document.getElementById("thirtytwo_1").style.display = "none";
document.getElementById("thirtytwo_2").style.display = "none";
document.getElementById("onetwentyeight_1").style.display = "inline";
document.getElementById("onetwentyeight_2").style.display = "inline";
thebutton.onmousedown="";
thebutton.onmouseup="";
thebutton.onmouseout="";
//alert("NYI: onetwentyeight");
}else if(to == "colors_red"){
//thebutton.src = "buttons/button.png";
//thebutton.style.height = "120px";
//thebutton.style.width = "120px";
document.getElementById("colors_red_1").style.display = "inline";
document.getElementById("colors_red_2").style.display = "inline";
//alert("NYI: colors_red");
}else if(to == "colors_green"){
thebutton.src = "buttons/green.png";
//thebutton.style.height = "120px";
//thebutton.style.width = "120px";
//document.getElementById("colors_red_1").style.display = "inline";
document.getElementById("colors_red_2").style.display = "none";
document.getElementById("colors_green").style.display = "inline";
thebutton.onmousedown="";
thebutton.onmouseup="";
thebutton.onmouseout="";
//alert("NYI: colors_green");
}else if(to == "animated"){
//alert("NYI: animated");
move = 5;
pos = 0;
thebutton.style.position = "relative";
interval = setInterval(animate,20);
}else if(to == "funky"){
//alert("NYI: funky");
document.getElementById("funky10").onclick = function() { speek(75);}; // BAD HARD-CODING NUMBER
document.getElementById("funky").style.display = "inline";
}else if(to == "small2"){
thebutton.style.height = "13px";
thebutton.style.width = "7px";
thebutton.style.position = "relative";
thebutton.style.left = "69px";
thebutton.style.top = "142px";
}else if(to == "w"){
document.getElementById("w").style.display= "inline";
}else{ //default
if(interval != null)
clearInterval(interval);
thebutton.style.left = 0;
thebutton.style.top = 0;
if(thebutton.src != "buttons/button.png")
thebutton.src = "buttons/button.png";
thebutton.style.height = "120px";
thebutton.style.width = "120px";
thebutton.onmousedown=function (){this.src = "buttons/pressed.png";};
thebutton.onmouseup=function (){this.src = "buttons/button.png";};
thebutton.onmouseout=function (){this.src = "buttons/button.png";};
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<div style="color:#FFFFFF;margin-top:-50px;">Well aren't you a little cheater,
<br/>changing the background color like that.</div>
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DO NOT PRESS
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