PotatoShoe

12:40 PM <@akerl> docker now requires runc and containerd and potatoshoe and circustent
12:41 PM <~stan_theman> is potatoshoe real
12:41 PM <@akerl> can't be sure, can you?
12:41 PM <@akerl> welcome to my life
12:41 PM <~stan_theman> lol
2:28 PM <~stan_theman> PotatoShoe: a service discovery protocol that scales as well as you do.
2:29 PM <~stan_theman> PotatoShoe: A package distribution API that doesn't suck.
2:30 PM <~stan_theman> PotatoShoe: An ABI wrapper for Elixir that provides an elegant debugging interface.
2:30 PM <~stan_theman> PotatoShoe: Because monitoring your mobile apps IS a performance issue
5:35 PM <lbot> about to write a lambda that is a "startup idea generator"
5:35 PM <lbot> brought to you by a "serverless" server, it's 2016, we don't _NEED_ server
5:35 PM <~stan_theman> hahaha
5:36 PM <~stan_theman> PotatoShoe: Serverless PubSub for your next big idea