My name was originally redgriefer89, based off the naming scheme seen in the League of Griefers Series by Winter Morgan because I'm uncreative when it comes to names. I can't remember if it's good or not, since I read it years ago.
I then discovered A Steam discussion for A Hat in Time about eggs, so I replaced "griefer" with "egg" as a joke and it stuck. You can still see my old name in certain places and odds are that if there's a name that follows that same scheme, it's me.
Unrelated: The "89" was was (and still is) supposed to be pronounced eight-nine, not eighty-nine, but I won't get mad at you for either pronunciation.
No. But I can, for the right price
I have the most experience with C#, followed by C, and despite my profile saying otherwise, I know nothing about ShaderLab or HLSL. I have a bit of experience in web design, but not much.
File an issue and if it's really bad, shoot me a DM at redegg89#9290