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higher-power-fan-club (HPFC)

We got a FGC (Fan Group Chat), hosted on Telegram

@aHigherPower

The new religion that starts fresh, from scratch.

The Religion that starts now. No scandals. No bullshit. No witches being burned to the ground.
Nobody (ab)using it to claim their terroristic acts on it's behalf. (Hopefully? Due to lack of reach for now, lol)
Very loosely based on believes of the protestant Christian church.

Technically we live by the 10 commandments.

Maybe it's 20, maybe it's 45...

(I honestly don't know if a majority would easily remember all 45 rules at all times...)

But technically we don't care about what they are. (Technically we do, we just don't care a whole lot, cause we lazy af.)
Just - They need to make sense, speaking in a sense of keeping society clean.
One example: You can have as many gods as you like, that one was complete and utter bullshit.

Back when the 10 commandments were dropped/hot...
society was a bit simpler back then

We didn't have GitHub back then. We do now.
(Can you imagine the world with modern technology being available in mideval times?)
Thank GOD. -- Oh, wait, yeah that's the next thing --

We do not use the term GOD. That term is tabu.

been abused too often already.

Also, unfortunately many people have disobeyed the important rule of not making an image of GOD.
The Christian God - when this sin is committed - is often depicted male, the truth is this is a sad fact and people showing images of "god" --
and claiming to BELIEVE in Christianity can suck my... well, you get it.

The soul out there, if it even has a soul... (Like... [Dr.] Who the fuck knows?)

We call it THE HIGHER POWER

That's why this is the HPFC: The Higher Power Fan-Club

There's a nice pop song by Coldplay... that just fits ALL TO WELL here.
Cue screaming Swifties.
Oh yeah... "We don't idolize pop culture figures." would be another great mantra to live by.
But no hate, if you need to idolize certain personalities to live your life to the fullest.
Just try and keep the idolizing to a sane level, o.k.? Is that too much to ask? I should think not.

You're allowed to be mad at the HIGHER POWER.

In public or anywhere you like or feel comfortable with.

Shame is a negative feeling you can surpress if you try hard enough.
In a store, if the prices feel like they jumped, go crazy.
Tell the world your feelings. Where it makes sense. Or where it doesn't, if it feels right.

Don't put too much value into the buildings

(where the prayers are held/society meets... and other things happen too? Or so I heard.)

Put more value in the conversations you have with the Higher Power.

If a protestant Christian church is nearby, try that one (?*)
(or don't if you feel that's a better choice for you, personally)

I personally feel like it might be the fewest of evils out there;
Although... looking too far into the past of any church is probably a bad idea, generally;
Not intended as an endorsement of any kind of church here.

Fuck the official rules/laws wherever it makes any sense whatsoever

Take responsibility for your actions* ...
ONLY if it makes sense in the moment.

Or if you are asked/forced to by law enforcement agencies of where you reside or where you visit.
* What does it mean? Nobody really knows. (Think back and realize you fucked up or got caught fúcking it up - end of story.)

Be risk-aware if you fuck the rules. (Don't be stupid.)

Yeah, they're there for a reason...
but the weak are being exploited and the mighty are getting richer by the second.

The Higher Power hates the imbalance in the (in)justice.

The Higher Power is well-aware that you aren't expected to fix the problem by yourself.

Just don't be sheeple. OK?
Don't vote for Trump, he's very evil when it comes to faking a love for religion.
(Doing a very bad job of faking it believably)

OPINION: Religion so very much HAS A PLACE in politics

Don't vote for Kamala if you don't think she has what it takes.

Where was she after the televised debate?!

Should've been working on convincing him to drop out the day after.

But she was in denial, like the rest of the relevant Democrats.

(Although, loads of critisism started pouring in after additional gaffes on Biden's behalf.)

The VIP funds were only pulled as a last measure.

A fucking act of desperacy desperation (if we wanna stay modern with the language, and... fuck, we do!).

You're voting between a racist orange man who doesn't care too much about facts

(which is generally not a good thing if you're running for head of the union)

and someone who clearly lacks leadership skills. - OPINION.

OPINION: DON'T VOTE!!

IN THIS DEVISIVE POLITICAL SHIT SHOW.

However, if for whatever fucked up reason you do still wanna vote...

it will be entirely up to you which one of the two you pick.

I am not gonna tell you which "demon" you should elect...

I guess... whatever gets your political penis erect.
(or gives your political vagina a sensational feeling)