我需要一個女朋友

I am a geek, a hacker, want a girlfriend to be with me

寂寞空虛覺得冷需要有人陪

一個人在台中

想找個溫暖的懷裡可以讓我安心的窩著

I live in Taichung alone, hope a warm hug.

I want somebody who can stay with me and that's it.

Inspired by https://github.com/norinori2222/boyfriend_require (404ed)

女友條件

• 有戴眼鏡加分，紅框更好

• 個性開朗

• 思想成熟，不幼稚，我很討厭幼稚的女孩

• 經濟獨立 (我不想替別人養老婆)

• 不吸煙、小酌可接受、無其他不良嗜好

• 有時間可以陪我，或是讓我隨時可以討拍拍討抱抱

• 人體暖爐

• 價值觀相近

• 愛好音樂、美食

• 不沉迷於電動

• 動畫漫畫愛好者為佳

• 巨乳 (opt.)

• 和我一樣喜歡ミク (opt.)

• Good with glasses, especially red ones

• Cheerful, mature and not childish, I hate childish girls

• Economic independence

• No smoking, drinking is okay, no other bad hobbies

• Available to stay with me, or can give me a hug at anytime

• Body heater

• Close values with me

• Love music and foods

• Not addicted in games

• Excellent if you also like animate & comics

• Big tits (Optional)

• Love Miku like me (Optional)

本人簡介 (personal introduction)

基本資料

• 年齡. 22

• 性別. 男

• 身高. 170

• 體重. 是個胖子 很胖

• Age: 22

• Sex: Male

• Height: 170 (cm)

• Weight: Chubby

個性

• 溫和

• 略宅

• 體貼

• 有時候不太說人話(g33k 語?)

• 常常碎碎念

• 輕微西斯

• 喜歡科科笑

• 好奇心旺盛

• 悲觀主義

• 偶而會突然陷入沒有動力的低潮狀態

• 有責任感

• 對於信用非常看重

• Gentle

• Geeky

• Considerable

• Sometimes speak in Klingon

• Chatters sometimes

• A little bit porno

• Curious

• Pessimistic

• Will lose my energy sometimes

• Responsible

• Take very serious about agreements and appointments

興趣

• hacking, security, programming, reading , art, music
• wasting time on IRC / Twitter

職業

• 軟體工程師、家裡蹲、死宅
• Software programmer, NEET, Otaku

休閒

• 料理 音樂 編程 美食 閱讀 動漫畫
• cooking, music, programming, food, reading, animate and comics

語言

• 中文 / 台語 / English
• C / Perl / Python / bash
• learning 日本語

others

OS.

• Linux (Archlinux for Desktop, Debian as experience environments)
• Mac OS X (Laptop)

Editor.

• vim / emacs

Keyboard.

• Filco Ninja Majestouch-2 104 keys, Blue switch (home)
• Filco Ninja Majestouch-2 Tenkeyless 87 keys, Blue switch (home)
• Filco Minila 67 keys, Brown switch (outdoors)

Images

• credit: joyqul

• credit: 13sheep