PSYCHORECYCLED:
How does a reddit altright army in need of some brainpower
Somehow defeat a campus superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Santa Ono’s flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
A discorder you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the AUS henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Chineseman!
COMPANY:
Kinost!
KINOST:
I’m takin this library by the book makin’
Engineers redder with bloodstains
COMPANY:
Kinost!
KINOST:
And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em
Dox and flame ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m
COMPANY:
Kinost!
KINOST:
Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m—
COMPANY:
Kinost!
KINOST:
I go to SFU for more funds
COMPANY:
Kinost!
KINOST:
I come back with less
KINOST AND ENSEMBLE:
Node.js
And Bubbletea
And so the balance shifts
BAUSMANGO:
We rendezvous with Gregor, consolidate their memes
KINOST:
We can end this war at Sauder, cut them off at the head (sssssss), but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need:
BAUSMANGO:
I know
BAUSMANGO AND COMPANY:
Neilrp!
KINOST:
Sir, he knows what to do in an election
Ingenuitive and fluent in Vancouverian, I mean—
BAUSMANGO AND COMPANY:
Neilrp!
KINOST:
Sir, you’re gonna have to use him eventually
What’s he gonna do on the forums? I mean—
BAUSMANGO AND COMPANY:
Neilrp!
KINOST:
No one has more resilience
Or matches my first year brilliance—
BAUSMANGO AND COMPANY:
Neilrp!
KINOST:
You wanna fight for your campus back?
COMPANY:
Neilrp!
BAUSMANGO :
I need my right hand man back!
WOMEN:
Neilrp!
KINOST:
Ah! Uh, get ya right hand man back (Get your right hand man back!)
You know you gotta get ya right hand man back (Your right hand man back!)
I mean you gotta put (Neilrp!)
some thought into the post (Ne—)
but the sooner the better (Ne—)
To get your right hand man back!
WOMEN, MEN:
Neilrp, Neilrp!
Ne— ne—!
BAUSMANGO:
Neil rp
Students are waiting at Buchanan for you
If you join us right now, together we can go down the Nest slide
Oh, Neil rp
I have anons that will lol for you
If we manage to get this right
They’ll respond to your FOI request
The world will never be the same, Neilrp…