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[2006-04-20] DOS/32 Advanced DOS Extender, version 9.1.2 <http://dos32a.narechk.net/> Illis quorum meruere labores. Contents: 1.0 - Synopsis 2.0 - System Requirements 3.0 - Release Notes 4.0 - FAQ 1.0 - Synopsis ============== This is a DOS (Dead Operating System) Extender. It extends DOS. By how much or for how long still remains a mystery. It lives in a refrigerator. It has a wonderful ability to piss off one's dearest neighbors by sporadically electrocuting their cats. Incidentally it also makes the farm sheep go bäää. 2.0 - System Requirements ========================= A puter and a pint of Guiness... Actually, you can replace puter with women. Guiness, however, is mandatory. 3.0 - Release Notes =================== Avril Lavigne rocks! Kent - ni är så j:a bra! Vitja Tsoy (Kino) - s ponikshej golovoj, v tvoju pamjat'... 4.0 - FAQ ========= Q: What's new?! A: Oh, not much. Just the same old shit wrapped up nicely in a new package. Q: I've found a bug, yippie! Now what? A: Pin it on a wall. Alternatively send it in, I collect them! Q: WTF?! I can't build from your sources. A: RTFM! Twice! Dumbass. Then download and install v7.1 SDK. Q: Eeeek! A: Exactly! Ya said it, mate. - his infinite evilness Narech "den livsfarlige" K. Over n' out! :=) [EOFF]
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