self care

We, here at fight club, don't want you to get a permanent disability.

To this end, we suggest you use a mouth guard to protect your teeth if you don't feel confident about things. Try your high-school football team's assistant coach or a local sports retailer. You also need to learn, before you learn the hard way, that you must always look for the fist coming for your eyes because you can't heal that very easily. GOD has to heal it, and S/HE probably doesn't want the extra work for our little experiment.

Of course, your testicles are your problem to look out for, and some men get, *ahem*, tested. Do learn to protect your manhood. Also, your head. If you find yourself grappling on the floor, you might want to tap out if you feel unable to protect yourself. This is not a loss, if you save your skull. Yes, you lost a battle, but you-didn't-lose-the-war kind of thing.

Broken arms, these will heal. Get a doctor to set it and stay away from us for awhile. Learn how to fall so that your whole body absorbs the impact. Tighten up at the place of impact. For this you have to be aware, so follow the enlightened path.